i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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