yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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