Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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