Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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