absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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