This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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