She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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