i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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