i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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