Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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