gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
