aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
The Olympian is in my bed
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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