I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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