every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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