Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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