I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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