I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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