that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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