they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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