i just google imaged poop.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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