"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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