dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
