break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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