I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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