normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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