Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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