Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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