Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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