If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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