I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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