Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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