But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
