I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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