Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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