what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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