oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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