question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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