You work out of a Hotel?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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