Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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