On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.