This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you