She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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