Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
this is an emotional support booty call
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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