he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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