Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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