I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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