If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
