At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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