Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think people are normalizing furries
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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