Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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