Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I think my moral compass just broke
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
