Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
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Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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