Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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