What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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