Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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