your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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