What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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