Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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