so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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