rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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