I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
love makes seman taste better
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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