I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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