That's intense
Buhtt sex?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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